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Post by ۞Quaalude™۞ on Apr 20, 2008 3:03:52 GMT -5
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which read: "Two Prostitutes -- $50" A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled, "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the evening removed their sign and drove off. The following day the same officer noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Thinking he had an easy arrest, he caught up with them and noticed they had a new sign that read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50 QC
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Post by ۞Quaalude™۞ on Apr 20, 2008 3:09:58 GMT -5
Woman gets a new anus in surgery but she went in for a leg operation. WTF QC A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter. Click to hear Dr. Manny discuss medical errors. The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team. Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it. www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html
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