Post by ۞Quaalude™۞ on Nov 13, 2008 20:58:18 GMT -5
IMAGINE IF ALL MAJOR RETAILERS STARTED MAKING THEIR OWN BRAND OF CONDOMS, BUT KEEP THE SAME MARKETING SLOGANS...?
SAINSBURY'S CONDOMS - MAKING LIFE TASTE BETTER
TESCO CONDOMS - EVERY LITTLE HELPS
NIKE CONDOMES - JUST DO IT
PEUGEOT CONDOMS - THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
GALAXY CONDOMS - WHY HAVE RUBBER WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SILK
KFC CONDOMS - FINGER LICKING GOOD
SAFEWAY CONDOMS - LIGHTENING THE LOAD
ABBEY NATIONAL CONDOMS - BECAUSE LIFE IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH
COCA COLA CONDOMS - THE REAL THING
DURACELL CONDOMS - KEEP GOING AND GOING
PRINGLES CONDOMS - ONCE YOU POP, YOU CAN'T STOP
BURGER KING CONDOMS - HOME OF THE WHOPPER
GOODYEAR CONDOMS - FOR A LONG RIDE GO WIDE
FCUK CONDOMS - NO COMMENT REQUIRED
MULLER LIGHT CONDOMS - SO MUCH PLEASURE, BUT WHERE'S THE PAIN
HALFORDS CONDOMS - WE GO THE EXTRA MILE
ON-DIGITAL CONDOMS - PLUG AND PLAY
ROYAL MAIL CONDOMS - I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU
ANDREX CONDOMS - SOFT, STRONG AND VERY VERY LONG
RENAULT CONDOMS - SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER
RONSEAL CONDOMS - DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN
RONSEAL QUICK-DRYING CONDOMS - IT'S DRY AND WATERPROOF IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES
DOMESTOS CONDOMS - GETS RIGHT UNDER THE RIM
HEINEKEN CONDOMS - REACHES PARTS THAT OTHER CONDOMS JUST CANNOT REACH
CARLESBERG CONDOMS - PROBABLY THE BEST CONDOMS IN THE WORLD
AA CONDOMS - THE 4TH EMERGENCY SERVICE
GOLF a hole in one opps !
PEPPERAMI CONDOMS - IT'S A BIT OF AN ANIMAL
POLO CONDOMS - THE CONDOM WITH THE HOLE (VERY POOR SELLER) QC
please add your own
SAINSBURY'S CONDOMS - MAKING LIFE TASTE BETTER
TESCO CONDOMS - EVERY LITTLE HELPS
NIKE CONDOMES - JUST DO IT
PEUGEOT CONDOMS - THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
GALAXY CONDOMS - WHY HAVE RUBBER WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SILK
KFC CONDOMS - FINGER LICKING GOOD
SAFEWAY CONDOMS - LIGHTENING THE LOAD
ABBEY NATIONAL CONDOMS - BECAUSE LIFE IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH
COCA COLA CONDOMS - THE REAL THING
DURACELL CONDOMS - KEEP GOING AND GOING
PRINGLES CONDOMS - ONCE YOU POP, YOU CAN'T STOP
BURGER KING CONDOMS - HOME OF THE WHOPPER
GOODYEAR CONDOMS - FOR A LONG RIDE GO WIDE
FCUK CONDOMS - NO COMMENT REQUIRED
MULLER LIGHT CONDOMS - SO MUCH PLEASURE, BUT WHERE'S THE PAIN
HALFORDS CONDOMS - WE GO THE EXTRA MILE
ON-DIGITAL CONDOMS - PLUG AND PLAY
ROYAL MAIL CONDOMS - I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU
ANDREX CONDOMS - SOFT, STRONG AND VERY VERY LONG
RENAULT CONDOMS - SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER
RONSEAL CONDOMS - DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN
RONSEAL QUICK-DRYING CONDOMS - IT'S DRY AND WATERPROOF IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES
DOMESTOS CONDOMS - GETS RIGHT UNDER THE RIM
HEINEKEN CONDOMS - REACHES PARTS THAT OTHER CONDOMS JUST CANNOT REACH
CARLESBERG CONDOMS - PROBABLY THE BEST CONDOMS IN THE WORLD
AA CONDOMS - THE 4TH EMERGENCY SERVICE
GOLF a hole in one opps !
PEPPERAMI CONDOMS - IT'S A BIT OF AN ANIMAL
POLO CONDOMS - THE CONDOM WITH THE HOLE (VERY POOR SELLER) QC
please add your own