Post by ۞Quaalude™۞ on Mar 13, 2008 5:50:17 GMT -5
Woman Spends 2 Years Sitting On The Toilet
By Justin Gardner | Related entries in The World, WTF?
This one was too weird to pass up.
From KansasCity.com:
WICHITA | A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.
Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.
He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,’” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
The house had another bathroom he could use.
Did you note how the Sheriff’s last name is Whipple?
WICHITA | A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said ...
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By Justin Gardner | Related entries in The World, WTF?
This one was too weird to pass up.
From KansasCity.com:
WICHITA | A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.
Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.
He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,’” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
The house had another bathroom he could use.
Did you note how the Sheriff’s last name is Whipple?
WICHITA | A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said ...
donklephant.com/2008/03/12/woman-spends-2-years-sitting-on-the-toilet/ - 7 hours ago - Similar pages
Crapper Hour: Woman Spends Two Years Sitting On The Toilet
The story points out helpfully that their house "had another bathroom he could use. ... Woman Stays On Boyfriend's Toilet For Two Years [MSNBC] ...
jezebel.com/367156/woman-spends-two-years-sitting-on-the-toilet - 1 hours ago - Similar pages
Woman spends two years on toilet, and still didn't want to leave ...
Woman spends two years on toilet, and still didn't want to leave. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ... “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.” ...
www.thestarpress.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080313/NEWS06/80313004/1002/NEWS01 - 3 hours ago I Bet Crapers Quarterly has it too QC